Possibly Related Posts Automatically Generated

Ok Ok I’ve been ill for the last month (more of that later possibly) and havn’t even visited my own pages till this evening. However it’s just struck me as i perused my own somnamblent ramblings that the majority of the ‘Possibly Related Posts (Automatically Generated)’ lead me to some Fucked up Christian Blogs, not that i have much against christians per-se apart from thinking they are freaky fucked up half wits who on the whole are mostly harmless unless they get thier hands on guns or vote, you know as long as they just keep hanging around smugly awaiting the great day when the final battle will be played out on the fields of armageddon and they of course will win (so why the battle? never can work that one out!!) they just don’t really bother me. But i’m a little perplexed as to why the ‘Automatic Generator’ keeps linking me up to thier happy worlds Praise Be! Could it be that the Auto System has identified me as a Christian!! Am i possibly a christian and just don’t realise it or is the spooky hand of the Lord weaving a mysterious path so as wonders to perform? Am i writing this? are you reading this? Who is reading this?

Whats that Lord… You have a mission for me…Yes Lord I’m listening… You want me to what!… Are you sure Lord? …Well if you say so Lord but don’t people need thier skins to stay alive?… Oh i get it, right…

Small recompense i suppose to think that if the Auto Generator is linking them up to me it may be linking me up to them in which case i would like to invite all christian and evangelical guys and gals out there, and hey Moslems and Jews come on you can join in too it’s the same God after all, I would like to invite you all to join me in a prayer.

Dear Lord in Heaven, Get out of my fucking way…

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